Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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