St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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