What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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