Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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