Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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