i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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