Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think your dad took our porno
I need to calm my uterus...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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