When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
