It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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