yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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