So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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