She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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