1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm sobbing to NWA
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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