Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
wow bdsm is so cute
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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