ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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