i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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