Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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