dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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