People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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