I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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