Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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