People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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