Dual....:-)
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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