He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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