If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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