I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
