And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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