If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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