I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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