I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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