I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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