Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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