His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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