I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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