i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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