8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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