I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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