i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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