I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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