I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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