i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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