so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
