oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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