So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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