I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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