There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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