Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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