I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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