Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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