Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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