He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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