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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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